(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015
The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
by Ed Bosh February 13, 2022
When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.
Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me
Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side
Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side
by Bijazik March 24, 2008
It's when a girl shits in her thong and then her partner tries to fuck her ass through the shitty thong.
by Danglinfury March 24, 2016
Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
by Sweatypie January 19, 2018
A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -
Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers
by superbrighteyes April 13, 2012
a woman or man whos nipples are very similar is shape, texture and appearance to door nobs. ie. they are smallish at the base and then get a lot larger twards the end of the nipple. they appear swollen, as if people have tried to open something with them, like a knob.
"woaaah, check out the knob nipples on her!"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"
by kirk lizard 9 January 05, 2009