Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

door dosser

Someone who claims to be looking for a job, but ends up in the pub smoking by the main door and dossing around

John told me he was out looking for a job, but a friend told me he was at the pub smoking and messing with his friends. She advised me that he lies and is a door dosser.

by BritishLas January 6, 2014

back door dick trap

a female's ass

that girl had the tightest back door dick trap

by YourUnclePablo June 12, 2018

Bitch next door disease

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.

"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016

door date

the person you show up to the door of a party/function/get together with.

yeah ashley was my door date, but im gonna see what ass i can get tonight.

by locals only November 11, 2006

door-date

noun; when you hold the door for someone you are attracted to, who's going to the same place as you, they become your door-date. Often done as someone you are attracted to is entering a party so one does not appear to have come alone.

Bret held the door for his co-worker, Sophie.

"Yo, Bret, you come here with Sophie?"
"Yeah, I did the old door-date."

by Door-Dater January 10, 2010

Door Dodge

When in a crowd of people travelling through a door, one does not push the door open enough for the next person, but instead, leaps through so it hits the person behind.

Tim was door dodged and injured his nose.

by Samurai_Crisp April 21, 2006