whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

dooless

Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.

You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.

by J. Walt February 13, 2007

do the dooley

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.

Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

by Sweet Cheese Danish July 7, 2010

Dooleyology

the study of modern track coach, gym teacher, and philosopher J. Dooley

yo lets study dooleyology after p.a.;
"rome wasnt built in a day"
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day. teach a man to fish, he eats for life."

by witrack April 18, 2008

Doolaid

a drink that involves Cheap Whisky, Coke Zero and a Crystal Light packet

Will someone make me a Doolaid so I can wash down these pork chops.

by V,B. August 29, 2010

Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

by Alt. June 8, 2009

Done a dooley

To make a cunt of ones self.

" I just backed my car over the neighbours child.....I totally done a dooley"

by Paulzovich April 28, 2015