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The process in which l33t gamers settle personal vendettas and questions of gaming skill between one another in first person shooter video games. Originating in the Quake community, players who believed they had superiors skills to another player would challenge each other to doolz (or d00lz) in a 1v1 arena setting. Consequently carried over to other FPS games such as Counter Strike and Wolfenstien. The result is the winner being able to proclaim he or she "pwned that f4gg0t" and the loser forever being shamed as the no skill loud mouthed prepubescent n00b who had no business talking on team chat until their balls dropped.
l33th4cker challenged me to doolz in IRC the other day after i said I nailed his sister. I pwned that f4gg0t in the face with a deagle on dust2 while he failed to AWP me l0l0l0l0l0ll00l!!!!!!!!!111111111one.
Doolz by Mark0 Ramius March 8, 2011
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Doolittlean 

1. Pertaining to blocking someone for using conflationary statements which lack decidability in operational context. 2. Pertaining to deflationary, low-context communication which contains complete specificity within the operational context of the statement
Your Doolittlean maneuvers preclude me from the magical conflation I want
Doolittlean by sandraxine July 27, 2017
Related Words
Doolz doozy dooly dooleys doozer doozie dool dooze doolie dootz

dooligans 

There are three dooligans of shit in the toilet.
dooligans by Koos Koos January 10, 2007

dooze hit 

the last hit of marijuana, usually from a bowl, characterized by doubt that one more hit remains, but attempted anyway.
"i think this bowl is done, but you can take a dooze hit if you want."
dooze hit by Alfredo13 December 6, 2006

doozy duce 

A ginormous poo, larger and more fierce than a regular bowel movement, one that leaves you slightly dazed and a little lighter.
dude: "Holy crap, I just dropped a doozy duce!"
doozy duce by joelh March 18, 2008

doolally 

Grazy, mad, dizzy headed, round the bend.

I believe this word originates from "Deolali" which is a former site of a British Army transit camp in India where soldiers were sent to recuperate if they were considered to be under traumatic stress as it's know today.
She's gone a bit doolally - she's gone a bit mad
doolally by maididdy July 16, 2015

doozy bots 

This is a rough translation of tu sei pazzo. Meaning "you are crazy" or "thou art crazy". When English speaking people hear this Italian phrase it sounds like "doosie pots" or doozy bots" to their ears.
He's doozy bots.

You're a little doozy bots about this.
doozy bots by scifiguy10312 March 30, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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