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angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009
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dookaness

An emotion created by two college students to express good will, and friendship
Here's to a good holiday season and much dookaness for the new year
by Dizzle2010 December 20, 2007
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Doorman

That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.
Man, Dave makes an awesome doorman.
by Emo Dave May 4, 2004
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doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
by jakester1234 January 1, 2011
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Doorman Dash

When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
by O-town Daddy October 13, 2013
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dokman

A man who is pussy and can't talk to girls. When he goes out with friends he usually talks about something from past
That boy lives in the past he is so dokman
by Yzekwee January 9, 2018
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Dookwanger

A combination of the character Count Dooku from Star Wars and real life military officer Oskar Paul Dirlewanger, giving the refined class of Dooku with the brutality of Dirlewanger, making the final product a sort of Emperor of Death.

Or an act that would be described as horrible and immoral but you and a couple others treat it as boyish fun.
Holy shit, that was Dookwanger.

You met Dookwanger?

Yeah, pretty cool!

Oh my god you just killed and raped those women!

And?

You must love to Dookwanger!
by coolgaymer69 December 27, 2020
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