doodie

It's the kind of nonsense you just can't describe. It's a big kid breaking a little one's key in the door because he was too impatient. It's buying a framed picture of the Joker when your friends just want to pick up Mike Tyson's documentary because Blockbuster is having a sale. It's crying because you didn't put on sunblock and got sun poisoning and can't go on any of the rides at Disney World. Doodie has many definitions, and it is higher on the scale than poop, but lower than cockie.

Doodie, cockie, and poop are often preceded by the terms "pure", "absolute", and "really" often to emphasize just how high the caliber of doodie that has been done.

Friend 1: Oh man, did you see Craig today? He was wearing a cabana hat and listening to Harm's Way on full-blast!

Friend 2: Wow, that's doodie.

Friend 1: Yeah, that guy is pure doodie.

by ChineseLesbian January 5, 2012

doodies

when you poo a lot after you have had exotic food

because of the mexican food i ate i have to make doodies

by billy regan January 27, 2005

doodie

another word for $hiT, visit www.doodie.com

dude i doodie all the time

by Your Name July 7, 2003

Doodis

A doodis is the coolest dance ever created. To doodis properly, one must first hear a sick beat, yell "Let's DOODIS!", walk forward with jazz hands in a seizure style, drop down and move your hands under and then out from under the legs, then bring it back up, slow, to the beat, waving arms side to side, and then smacking a round of fives to all of those who were cool enough to participate.

Gabe: "Hey, is that Gin and Juice I hear?"
Jeremy: "Yea, you know what time it is...."
Jeremy and Gabe: "LET'S DOODIS!"
Ladies (afterwards): "You two are soooo hot!"

by Boom Kyang May 6, 2011

doodie

a very ugly gurl/boy

Chris: A bruh look at dat gurl ova there.
Ricky: Damn, dat chick is a doodie!

by rickjames1103 February 21, 2008

doody

Poopoo

Shepard Black: Yo ho, it's your duty to suck off the doody after getting a fuck in booty! Give me a clean dick after a mean stick! Throat like a goat!

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

doody

cool, sweet, great

"I'm taking doody rhymes to a brand new height" (Beastie Boys)

by rich November 13, 2003