Donkey's left shoe

1. To take a long time in doing a task

John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up

by crackajack1992 February 19, 2009

Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.

player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.

by JD123321 March 20, 2009

Donkey's Eyebrows

When number 77 is called in the game bingo, it is referred to as "Donkey's eyebrows"

All the sevens, donkey's eyebrows, seventy seven (77)

by Jay-double-you April 29, 2020

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023

Fuck Donkey's

This term is spoken with emphasis and loudly, as a result of an incident.

Whereby you've accidentally hurt yourself, had an error in your judgement or stubbed your toe.

Hahahaha, Why did I place that container with the plastic lid in the oven?! Fuck Donkey's now I have melted plastic all over my food!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary

chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick

by Orangechicken October 2, 2004

Diamond in a Donkey's Ass

Meaning something very pretty and rare surrounded by something horrible and ugly.

A very classy and beautiful woman spending the night in a roach motel would say, "I'm not staying here, I would feel like a Diamond in a Donkey's Ass"

by gwennie68 July 1, 2011