dontwanttoworkwithfucktarditis

A word invented after having a really bad day at the office in good old Huntsville Texas, USA.

I going to take a day off sick......i'll put it down on the calendar as out with "dontwanttoworkwithfucktarditis".

by The Aberdonian May 10, 2011

dongwap

the word dongwap means to be an idiot. it can also mean to be like a blonde if you will you say something that is obvious or something that is blatently infront of your face.
but if you are stupid you tend to think dong wap is an internet sausage friend.
the word dongwap can also relate to the word plonker

omg your such a dongwap
i cannot believe how stupid you are you dongwap
hey guess what your a dongwap
hey baby wanna see my dongwap rofl

by the dark devil July 23, 2006

DONGMAN

A fictitious superhero moron and lover of noodles.

Yo did you see the latest episode of fonsi friends, DONGMAN returned.
Who the fuck is DONGMAN?

by noodlekissmynoodle August 21, 2020

Kim Donghan

Kim Donghan is the youngest member of the Kpop group "JBJ" (short for Just Be Joyful).

He's literally a cute little fluff ball but he can also be the hottest guy you've ever seen! He kills fangirls on a daily basis but still saves their day by his cuteness.

A: Why is Kim Donghan so cute~?
B: I have no idea but have you seen his performance of "Move" by Taemin though??
A: Oh yes I did! and DAMN that boy is killing me!

by hodu_donghan March 12, 2018

dogwank

A useless, unreliable, human specimen who lets you down, uses you and is completely rubbish

Men are total dogwank

by Nixsta June 11, 2006

Dontwanttomowthelawn

An exclamation used when one is asked of or told to do something he/she does not wish to do.

Dad:"Son, can you fix the window for me?"
Son:"DONTWANTTOMOWTHELAWN DAD!"

Mom:"Ashley, please do the dishes."
Ashley:"OMG DONTWANTTOMOWTHELAWN!"

by theswirlyman August 20, 2009

dogwank

The act of arousing and satisfying your dog (or cat), by gently rubbing their genitals with your fingers (or tongue if you wish) while sitting on the sofa watching an episode of Eastenders.

"So what did you get up to last night?"
"I stayed in a gave Rover a good old dogwank before letting him lick his jizz off my hand and face"

by Pants-O-Matic March 9, 2004