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horp a donker

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.
I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.
by shawndo919 April 16, 2008
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Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right
by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022
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Doker

A doker is a poker donkey mule who can not lay down any pocket pair. Dokers usually like to see many flops and continue to chase any draw no matter what. A typical online mule stable (online poker room) has numerous e-donks (dokers). Dokers increase in amount at lower stakes and are somewhat reduced at higher stakes. Dokers found at higher stakes provide maximum entertainment value and are shark-scoped at loss of thousands of dollars.
"that freakin doker called me down with pocket 3's!", "This table has so many dokers", "If you dokers wanna see it, I'll make you pay to play."
by E-Donk November 17, 2009
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Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.
Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.
by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009
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Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.
by Copernicus November 23, 2004
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Dorkery

Participating in activities, or exhibiting actions associated with that of a dork.
Chad demonstrated his dorkery by watching a 12 hour Star Trek marathon.

The comic book convention reeked of dorkery!
by mysteria50 August 19, 2009
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Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010
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