doing the dirty dog

the act of sexual intercourse with an animalistic attitude.

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.

by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

by User187474 / just a pickaxe June 20, 2021

What the dog doing

question what the dog is doing.

(1)What the dog doing there?
(2)Oh I think he is drinking his water.
(1) Oh thank goodness

by scoop1 April 4, 2022

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

by geodave December 27, 2012

Doing the Lokomotion

Getting blacked out from drinking too many Four Lokos and dancing like a retard

Look at Jones doing the Lokomotion over there. What a lightweight bro-hater.

by loco for the Lokos July 11, 2010

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

Doing the Pablo

when you humping a pillow

I saw my brother humping that pillow and knew he was really doing the pablo

by Reddict January 10, 2022