Dogfuck

From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely

Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck

by Sir Veyr January 16, 2010

the dog fucked me

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008

the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

dogfuck

A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.

You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.

by Bill Brett April 14, 2006

dogfuck

to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.

23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit

by Matt Flynn April 30, 2006

Dopefucked

The trip you get after tweaking for a few days without sleep.

"*senseless mumbling*"

"What?"

"Oh nothing just the uh..I don't know..the yeah....*mumbles more*"

"Okay...."

"I could've sworn my mom was here and we were talking"

"No, it's just been us the whole time. Nigga youz DOPEFUCKED"

by Buddy Christ January 24, 2007

Dogfucker

Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.

An example of dogfucker in IRL.

White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.

by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019