Boy: come look at yo pic
Girl: why what's wrong with it
Boy: is u a catfish or sum
Girl: I tried to be
Boy: bruh that look like a dogfish murrafuggah!
Girl: why what's wrong with it
Boy: is u a catfish or sum
Girl: I tried to be
Boy: bruh that look like a dogfish murrafuggah!
by Thatgenius40 July 1, 2020
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the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 18, 2013
When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.
That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.
by triceratop July 5, 2021
by psycho and the other May 6, 2023
A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.
by Dr. Sigh July 2, 2020