dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out, only to find there is a smidgen of poo on your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever.

My girlfriend was so hot and horny that she didn't even mind when I had to dobbert all over her bum.

by gingerlovemonkey October 18, 2015

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Scoobert Doobert

Something Drake would say on Twitter to adoring fans

Drake could be like Scoobert Doobert and Twitter would act like they're in church.

by Bobson Dugnut April 25, 2023

dobbert

When you are having anal sex with a woman, and you pull out and see there is a smidgen of poo on the tip of your penis, so you shake it off like a wet golden retriever before resuming your fun.

I need to keep cleaning up the mess my husband makes when he needs to dobbert each night. friedman dirty snowball Cleveland steamer Friedman dirty sanchez rusty trombone

by gingerlovemonkey September 11, 2015

dobert

the simple loving bond between two brothers who are most likely twins.

“oh my goodness those brothers are so dobert”

by betafish1010 December 20, 2017

dogbeat

to beat the shit out of someone in a cruel fashion; also to dehumanize the victim

if you don’t leave me alone ricky, i will dogbeat you

by little green bastard truck October 21, 2018

Dobert

not sure if he’s gay or straight. obsessed with shoes and pees in dog bowls. favorite past time is pooping in his pants.

that dobert definitely has mouth herpes.

I pulled a dobert today and pooped my lands.

by peesindogbowls May 29, 2019