Dogwater

/dôɡˈwädər/

noun
1.
Water you would give to a dog. You wouldn't give that expensive bottle of smart water to a dog; maybe if it was really hot and you'd been out for a while. What kind of water would you give to a dog? Dogwater

Adjective

1.
A person who is dogwater.

"You play Binding of Isaac on easy mode because you're fucking DOGWATER"

"Hmm, I have a 50% handicap and I'm still 2 stocking you, because you're dogwater."

"You think I haven't seen that video/meme? That's old shit. You know why you only show me old shit? Because you are D O G water"

by Thedogwater May 28, 2021

dogwater

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z

“omg zach your car is literally dogwater”

by shitfuckincar February 2, 2021

Dogwater

When someone is so bad at fortnite they rage quit and smash there console.

My friend was so dogwater at fortnite.

by Astro M December 23, 2020

dogwater

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.

Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.

by Russga January 6, 2008

dogwater

it means cute + hydrated trust me bro im trying to get thigh pics from this egirl i like

she's dogwater, i want to sex!!

by imfinn March 13, 2021

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

dogwater

A tasty drink that inspires stupidity.

Bartender! - another pint of draught dogwater please...

by Uncle Monty December 11, 2003