Dockers

Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.

Gee the Dockers Shockers were awful this week.

by A real supporter May 9, 2006

dockers

An afl team experiencing currently in white hot form. most commonly known as the underachiever, finally "kicking ass" in the league but still receiving feeble negative comments from supporters of rival homosexual club the west coast eagles, such as "eagles are better cos we won the premiership 12 years ago".....need i say more

"man what was the team who just belted the eagles by 10 goals?"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"

by mr bruce September 4, 2006

docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004

docker

To Give Aids To Anything with a pulse.

I dockered Some Bitch Last Night

by Crigga September 7, 2006

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014