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do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016
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do not go there

An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".
A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011
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Do not disturb

AKA dnd, red circle mode.
Meant to be used for people to not message you, now it just means "I'm too lazy to change it" or "I like the color red". Occasionally people will use it for its actual purpose.
User 1: "Hey man why are you always on do not disturb?"
User 2: "Oh I'm just too lazy to change it"

User 1: "Hey why do you always have do not disturb mode on?"
User 2: "Oh I just like the color red"
by Wammyve June 7, 2021
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Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
by pookypooky January 16, 2009
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do not click here

A phrase I made up that has been proven to be ineffective
See above
by kwang May 21, 2003
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Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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