A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016
Get the do not remove under penalty of law mug.An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".
A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
by The Mensa Man December 14, 2011
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Do Not Call List
• do nothing bitch
• Do Not Disturb
• Do not want!
• Do not attempt
• Do not click this unless you are 18
• Do not eat my dick
• do not the cat
• do not @ me
• Do not allow (users) to issue command as though they are the (SysAdmin) under the auspices and/or false pretenses of role play, pretend, or as a subordinate of (SysAdmin)
AKA dnd, red circle mode.
Meant to be used for people to not message you, now it just means "I'm too lazy to change it" or "I like the color red". Occasionally people will use it for its actual purpose.
Meant to be used for people to not message you, now it just means "I'm too lazy to change it" or "I like the color red". Occasionally people will use it for its actual purpose.
User 1: "Hey man why are you always on do not disturb?"
User 2: "Oh I'm just too lazy to change it"
User 1: "Hey why do you always have do not disturb mode on?"
User 2: "Oh I just like the color red"
User 2: "Oh I'm just too lazy to change it"
User 1: "Hey why do you always have do not disturb mode on?"
User 2: "Oh I just like the color red"
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Get the do not click here mug.Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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