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A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
Get the fairy tale divorce mug.When you finally have sex with someone after your divorce. Usually a major milestone following years of sexless marriage.
After years of not getting any and a bitter divorce, Amy finally lost her divorcirginity to Steve after the office Christmas party.
by k_murda April 9, 2015
Get the divorcirginity mug.1. Brian: "You still throwing that divorgy on Saturday?"
Faye: "Yeah my husband just finished moving out, bring some friends!"
2. Katlin: "That pavilion would make a sweet place for your divorgy."
Dalton: "Nah, I don't like the acoustics."
Faye: "Yeah my husband just finished moving out, bring some friends!"
2. Katlin: "That pavilion would make a sweet place for your divorgy."
Dalton: "Nah, I don't like the acoustics."
by beeboppinbee August 21, 2014
Get the Divorgy mug.The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
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by TheLostRealist June 18, 2011
Get the Divorce mug.Davoren Park also nicknamed ''the bronx'' is a naborhood in the far North side of Adelaide, South Australia. The most violent, poorest area of Adelaide, and possibly all of Australia. (leaving out remote Aboriginal community’s)
''In 2009 it was reported by The Advertiser that, in the two years prior, Davoren Park had increased its reputation for violence and dysfunction to the point where it had become "a place where emergency crews fear to go".
''In 2009 it was reported by The Advertiser that, in the two years prior, Davoren Park had increased its reputation for violence and dysfunction to the point where it had become "a place where emergency crews fear to go".
''Most residents interviewed by The Advertiser spoke only on condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.
"I have too many kids," she said. "I can't live with other people. This was the only place I could get a house without sharing.
"I've lived in Salisbury and Smithfield, and this is the worst. It's s***. It's Davoren Park.
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"Given half a chance, I would move from here. I would not have my kids here.
"My kids aren't allowed to play outside. They're not even allowed to come out the front until it's time for school."
Another resident, who has lived in the suburb for six years and also did not want to be identified, said he carried a knife when he walked the streets.
He said gangs of 10 to 15 people, some of whom carried weapons, were common in the area.
"I do not walk the streets at night unless I've got a blade on me," he said.
"If you stay out of other people's business you've got nothing to worry about in this area.
"That's the only way you can survive this suburb."
The man's partner said a combination of drugs, alcohol, unemployment and boredom made Davoren Park a crime hot spot.
"Most people are on drugs around here because they are bored," she said.
Not just residents are scared for their welfare in the suburb.''
"I have too many kids," she said. "I can't live with other people. This was the only place I could get a house without sharing.
"I've lived in Salisbury and Smithfield, and this is the worst. It's s***. It's Davoren Park.
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"Given half a chance, I would move from here. I would not have my kids here.
"My kids aren't allowed to play outside. They're not even allowed to come out the front until it's time for school."
Another resident, who has lived in the suburb for six years and also did not want to be identified, said he carried a knife when he walked the streets.
He said gangs of 10 to 15 people, some of whom carried weapons, were common in the area.
"I do not walk the streets at night unless I've got a blade on me," he said.
"If you stay out of other people's business you've got nothing to worry about in this area.
"That's the only way you can survive this suburb."
The man's partner said a combination of drugs, alcohol, unemployment and boredom made Davoren Park a crime hot spot.
"Most people are on drugs around here because they are bored," she said.
Not just residents are scared for their welfare in the suburb.''
by oWc.StillHere2011 September 9, 2011
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