Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

Dickellectual

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

Dickety dick

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

Urban DictionaryUrban Dickerlady-bonerwordsmithnerdlinguist

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009

dad dicked

A complete physical domination that is highly unexpected but leads to some sort of life lesson.

Johnny egged his neighbors house but ended up getting dad dicked by Mr. Anderson

by Pablo Chivato October 7, 2016

The Dickerson Effect

The sobering effect of hanging out with someone who is way drunker than you, bringing your buzz down in comparison to theirs

We were all drinking and having a great time until Mike showed up at the party 10 tequila shots in, no one felt quite as drunk anymore. That's the Dickerson Effect, man.

by lartheloser May 8, 2015

Mill-dicker

A derogatory term made by contractors who fix other contractors bad installs, fixes or other issues. They'll sell it for a song and sing that check to the bank before completion.

Man that mill-dicker in Orem Utah sure has a bunch of companies fixing his piss poor installs.

by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020