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red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period
My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour
by Jballs83 November 29, 2013
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Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.
I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.
by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009
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ditor

A white person thats kinda fat and kinda funny that wants to be black and loves chicken
Why is Ditor so fat
by Dumitor November 2, 2020
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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Diqouri

Diqouri doesn’t know it but he is very popular and smart. He usually will be a sweetheart, he cares about his friends/girlfriends/boyfriends! If you are looking for a loyal boy date a Diqouri!
Darlene: Who is that smokin boy!?
Ashley: Oh him that’s Diqouri!
by Smexy Gurl May 19, 2018
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disour

person 1: ooh look! A disour!

person 2: it’s dinosaur.
by itz_panda December 30, 2020
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detour village

shitty small town in the up michigan. nothing to do but drive around and drink
person 1: hey wanna go to detour village for the summer?
person 2: no.
by pioooosmdn September 16, 2021
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