Ditech

Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.

Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!

Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!

People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?

by Flamez Hedgehog May 19, 2004

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the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 7, 2004

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Ditext

Short for "Digital Text." Famous philosophy website maintained by Andrew Chrucky. Well known for its horrendous web-design aesthetic and overabundance of radical political polemic.

Man, did you see that website with the guy who dresses like Peter Pan? Its so ditext!

by Kyle Polich November 5, 2004

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when you are they excited about something

bomb ditey a new laptop

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dites

An acronym which stands for D!@& (Penis) in the eye syndrome. The activity is known to cause pink eye or some weird eye fungus. The syndrome is highly embarrassing and can cause someone afflicted to don an eye-patch.

Sharon was unaware of the threat of DITES, until her black eye developed the morning after her trist with Chadley.

by scraggly bizzalls December 10, 2008

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