distant memory

a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago

Mom: The memories of the fair feel distant
Daughter: Right, its a distant memory!

by 2wsertfyguh September 23, 2022

Distant Sky

A Korean Horror Manwha on Webtoon that is single-handedly responsible for half the blue-balls in the world.

"Hey, I've heard Distant Sky is pretty good. You wanna give me a quick summary?"

"You know that feeling of complete and utter pain?"

"Yeah..?"

"It's like that, but per chapter."

"...Why don't you stop reading it, then?"

"You can't. It's that good."

by Prophet of Ho-Oh August 13, 2021

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards November 13, 2008

distant friends

not close friends but more of a aquntience

We are just distant friends

by A special person December 29, 2009

distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.

girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger

by near hugger February 19, 2010

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010