disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018

Dissertating

To actively work on a thesis, prospectus or dissertation.

Johnny is going to be dissertating in his study carrel in the library today.

by Groovy9113 October 1, 2009

disasterrific

Used by Rikku in Final Fantasy X2. Brother doesn't think it's proper, but Yuna picks it up anyway. Describes a really tense or bad situation.

Brother: "How are things going down there?"
Rikku: "Disasteriffic!"

by melicia April 10, 2004

Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

disastertation

A dissertation that goes horribly wrong (meaning, any dissertation!).

I am so tired of working on this disastertation!

by phdkes May 29, 2012

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Hipster Disaster

When some type of hipster activity goes terribly wrong. An epic fail in the hipster lifestyle.

Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.

I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.

The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.

by sveesible August 31, 2012