desperage

To be desperate with rage.

Fuck, I need to sell my ticket my parents won't let me go to that concert. I'm desperage!

by grandpajenkins September 7, 2011

Desparate

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary four times and get denied every single time

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*

by doink April 8, 2019

vaginial disharge

discharge from the vagina

Dude she has some disharge shit coming out of her pussy

by Pyro June 16, 2004

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.

In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"

by Ianarchy March 4, 2009

decline disparagement

when the government announces through esp that your card has declined.

The decline disparagement tried to make the citizen feel poor.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Dispwnage

Being Dissed, Pwned, and disowned at the same time.

Dude when clark told his dad he was gay he got dispwned. it was major dispwnage.

by JAPANDA!! July 17, 2010