dirty pirate hooker

an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew

this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker

by bigfeet4life May 14, 2007

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007

dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

Dirty pirate skank

A modified version of the pirate (dirty pirate skank) skank, usually dirty as fuck!

Joe: Dude that chick wanted me to eat skittles out of her ass last night.

Friend: Ahaha you got you a dirty pirate skank!

by Snake22787 January 31, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

by Scrotch December 4, 2007