Simply put, a dirtster is a hipster who's just dirty. Hipsters are carefully put together as to look like they just woke up and suddenly looked this cool. Dirtsters are subtly different. They did just wake up and, unlike the hipster, just put on their only pair of pants.
They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking "are you going to eat that?", and smelling just a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster are almost impossible to differentiate. Careful attention to behavior, however, will revile their true identity.
They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking "are you going to eat that?", and smelling just a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster are almost impossible to differentiate. Careful attention to behavior, however, will revile their true identity.
If you are a bartender:
The Hipster orders a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.
If you are dating one:
Hipster has an iPhone, a small garden in the back of their studio, listens to NPR and buys you vinyl and vintage clothing.
Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys you items from salvation army stores.
The Hipster orders a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.
If you are dating one:
Hipster has an iPhone, a small garden in the back of their studio, listens to NPR and buys you vinyl and vintage clothing.
Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys you items from salvation army stores.
by jtjennings June 7, 2011
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1. an unteachable rifle shot. person who cant shoot well and misses targets with every shot.
2. a group of losers on youtube. who handle guns like complete dumbasses, and have no idea of firearms safety. they make legal gun ownership look bad, and they are generally dismissed as total fucktards and internet jerkoffs.
1. an unteachable rifle shot. person who cant shoot well and misses targets with every shot.
2. a group of losers on youtube. who handle guns like complete dumbasses, and have no idea of firearms safety. they make legal gun ownership look bad, and they are generally dismissed as total fucktards and internet jerkoffs.
Dude, did you see that video where dude bumpfired and missed everything he aimed at.
yeah, but then he walked up and shot the computer from two feet away.. what a fucking dirtshooter.
yeah, but then he walked up and shot the computer from two feet away.. what a fucking dirtshooter.
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1.Spaghetti Face
2.Mullet
3.Rat-tail
4.Dirt-stache
5.Multiple cavities
Native to trailer parks.
Often spotted playing in housing developments at 10pm on a school night.
1.Spaghetti Face
2.Mullet
3.Rat-tail
4.Dirt-stache
5.Multiple cavities
Native to trailer parks.
Often spotted playing in housing developments at 10pm on a school night.
You - "There's a kid outside eating mud from your lawn."
Me - "That's the little dirtskin from down the street. His parents must have took off for a week and didn't leave him any cans of tuna."
Me - "That's the little dirtskin from down the street. His parents must have took off for a week and didn't leave him any cans of tuna."
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