dischuffed

To be dissapointed with something or with ones self

Cuthbert: I'm was dischuffed with that i was! Oh Cobblers!

by Jonesy-no-fool July 12, 2005

oily discharge

to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.

"I have to go clean the oily discharge out of my underpants."

by chipper December 22, 2003

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010

cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.

cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."

by heihej March 25, 2010

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005

Dirtchief

The liar god of the Badogus tribe. His feelings towards his own people are no different than those of when he would squash a bug. Do not be fooled by his kindness.

Person 1: "Where have I see this name before?"
Person 2: "Which name?"
Person 1: "Dirtchief?"
Person 2: "Ah yes! Ive seen it spraypainted on the church."
Person 1: "The church?!"
Person 2: "Haha yeah..."

by eazybrowniemix August 29, 2011

dischris

When your friend Chris makes a mistake. And he is disgraceful

bro that guy over there yeah he's a real DisChris

by Jakeob February 13, 2017