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Dirking

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.
Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!
by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009
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durkie

The person that brightness up your day or makes you laugh when you are sad. Can be said to your significant other as well.
Yolanda you are my durkie.

I love you durkie.
Durkie, can we have sex today?
by durkie#1 October 28, 2009
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choke a darkie

Have a shit, drop a turd, pinch a loaf, make a doo doo, evacuate ones bowels.
by Chimp August 15, 2003
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dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Stack'n Dirties

Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
Don't even think about using the toilet at John's place. That nasty bastard's been stack'n dirties.
by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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dirken

To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends
Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken
by Mylan! July 11, 2016
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Snap Off A Darkie

Snapping Off A Darkie refers to taking a rather large shit.. or shit of any description.
Jason went to snap off a darkie this arvo, the toilet was clogged for hours!!!
by 69winkies February 11, 2008
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