1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"
by eatsdoodoo May 3, 2004
The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.
The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".
The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".
by GLEN123 August 22, 2009
When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
by smoothie from clutchfans November 7, 2007
by J.Po November 29, 2006
Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.
Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...
by Spaghetti Yhetti February 16, 2016
by HorseCorpse November 6, 2011
1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.
Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.
by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008