dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.

Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?

by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008

Dilitary

stubborn, obstinate, mule-headed, determined or inflexable in reference to people, things and circumstances.

If you were trying to get a bolt loose in the motor of your vehicle, and it would not turn no matter how hard you try then it would be said that "the bolt is being dilitary".

by Wee_64 December 3, 2011

dildi

1) plural of dildo. Same as dildos.

2) citizens of Dildo, New Foundland

"She didn't just have a dildo in her bedside drawer, she had dildi - a pink one, a black one, a 10 inch long blue one, and one hooked up to a battery charger. It was then that I knew our time together would be short and sweet."

"We are Dildi"

by R-biscuit September 6, 2008

Dildie Butt

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus

After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt

by CaptainDil April 30, 2009

dilith

a term commonly used to replace the word "awesomeness"

I see some dilith in myself

by Assfart de soisa May 14, 2015

dildate

The act of using a dildo.

"Chrissie dildated herself for close to an hour before she could make herself cum. Bitch was asshole naked bent over my couch. It was pretty wild, I think the is taking the breakup with Toddrick really bad. But hey, free show right? Yeah I'll ask Toddrick about getting her pots and pans back."

by jigoku November 10, 2007

Dildette

Someone not manly enough to be a dildo.

Brian is being a dildette.

by DevilPimp June 19, 2004