DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺

Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?

by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019

dibdong

A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.

Goddamn it Daniel you had one job! You're such a fucking dibdong.

by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019

Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.

Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.

by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.

Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.

by shizznit123 March 11, 2009

dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

Digcondicrondus

When your teacher won't stop making "your mom" jokes.

Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021