Dictionary

Pick up a book called Dictionary.
Search through the words (might need to sing the alphabet) and find the definition for it.
This is probably one of the worst definitions...

I need a dictionary.

Where's the dictionary?

What does this mean? I need the dictionary!

by Unipup123 May 25, 2018

Dictionary

A website / book that reveals any language. Used by nerdy people who actually care about proper grammar.

Person 1: Is that a dictionary?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: You nerdy fuck

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Dictionary

Are you just looking random words up for a nice laugh? Cuz same.

You are literally on a website for sarcastic shits. Go look somewhere else for the definition of dictionary.

by notyours_yet October 4, 2018

Dictionary

A really good place to keep your weed, if you cut our the middle.

Dude, go git the dictionary, and a lighter, we gona git high tonight

by yesa' massa November 18, 2006

Dictionary

You're a dick.

You're a dick for looking up dictionary in the dictionary.

by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009

Dictionary

Seriously don't know after browsing on this site. Best I can say is I hope it differs from Urban Dictionary

I threw my back out handing Howard a Dictionary.

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Dictionary

A book or whatever that people read to look for definition with big ass words that you'll have to look for again only for it to define the word with "ly" in the end and it won't help. So you look the word up in urbandictionary or look if someone already asked what the word was in yahoo answers.

Me: What's the definition of "slut"?
In the dictionary: A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
Me: What the hell is promiscuous!??!?!

by She who MUSN'T be named April 4, 2011