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Dickwad

Cloth, paper or hay placed at the base of the penis' urethra to ensure more penetrative ejaculation. The concept originated in the 1770s to increase the range of a cannon.
Customer: Hi, I need some dickwad.

Chemist: I'm afraid we only have hay in stock at the moment. Will that do?

Customer: That's fine. Do you have anything I can ram it down with?

Chemist: Anything thin enough will work. Why not try a Laverick? They are on offer at the moment. Buy one get another half price.

Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll do that.
by Cherie Booth September 6, 2009
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Dickwad

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.
Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!
by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008
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Dickwad

Man he's in a dickwad.
by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006
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Dickwad

An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.
For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”
by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009
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dickwad

Me. I am a dickwad. You are a dickwad.
by Gil F. October 14, 2002
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dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'
girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!
by J October 17, 2003
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dickwads

that dickwad took my cash!
by maxzilla June 23, 2003
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