Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

dicksplay

a display of dicks

She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!

by GlazeHer July 27, 2016

dickplay

Essentially halfway to first base, dickplay is when a female plays with, twiddles, or generally makes physical contact with a penis without actually making the effort to engage in a handjob or oral sex.

Duncan: Hey Frankie, I heard you hooked up with Sophia last night. Did you get laid?

Frankie: Ugh...nope.

Duncan: Head? Handjob?

Frankie: (shakes head disappointingly)

Duncan: Well...anything?

Frankie: Nothing, besides some brief dickplay...such a tease.

by French Character December 4, 2011

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

dickslaping

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.

My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way

by NO MAM August 22, 2005

Dickslayer

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.

During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003