Dickens is a euphemism for "devil". From Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor",(Act III, Scene II).
"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is".
(NOT from Charles Dickens.)
"I cannot tell what the dickens his name is".
(NOT from Charles Dickens.)
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"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
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Get the Hot Dickens Cider mug.This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens
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Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
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Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
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Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
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Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
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