Dickonometry

The science of determining a man's penis size through careful study of his physical features, e.g., height, weight, build, size of hands/feet/nose and jawline angle.

After a thorough dickonometry evaluation, she determined that his dick is so small, even quarks are jealous.

by TheBombMama October 7, 2015

dickorchard

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.

I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard

by Knowlicca November 1, 2015

dickorum

behavior in keeping good dick and propriety
proper etiquette for keeping dick
plural noun: dickorums

Susan is proud of her dickorum.

by WeinerQueens May 2, 2018

dickcorn

When you cut your dick off and tape it to your for head and ram it into your lovers asshole while screaming "rainbows and skittles"

My husband gave me a great dickcorn

by BootyTickler March 1, 2018

dickernig

when u be getting with someone and then they pull out their large ass bbc and now it’s a dick in a nig

tyrone : yeah, take it out, show it to me
sergio : “pulls out bbc”
tyrone : holy crap put it in me now.
*dickernig*

by saucyglossyizzy April 18, 2019

dickon

As in 'friendly chap who knows little about football'. Sometimes hailing from the carrot crunching area of the British Isles. Habitually resides in south London.

That David Mellor is a right Dickon.

by Terry July 2, 2004

dickory

Clock

How many bells have you got on the old dickory?

by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009