"I was thinking about buying a unicorn, but it seems like a dicorn has a much better protection system."
by Suponji December 28, 2009
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Get the dcorn mug.1.While on the toilet experiencing diareah, random BB shots of corn rocket out of your fucking asshole.
2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
by Op21 September 5, 2008
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Greg: "Thats easy, give that Bitch some dicorette."
Greg: "Thats easy, give that Bitch some dicorette."
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