st. Dickolus

When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick

Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022

dicklas

A man, generally of Greek origin, who allegedly bears no penis.

Nicholas, thou art indeed dicklas!

by UrbanDictionary April 25, 2005

dickblast

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.

That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.

by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dickblaster

UR MOM

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.

by matrixx1 May 29, 2010

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 12, 2014

Dickblast

When you put your dick where the shells go in a shotgun and pull the trigger.This makes your dick stretch.

Did the dickblast,I'm finally 9 inches.

by grease_of_sandwich November 25, 2019