dickbong

when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.

Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!

by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dickmonger

Someone who is on your dick constantly. You wish they would leave you alone but they don't. Just like killmonger in black panther they won’t stop the bs.... hint the name dickmonger

Why you gotta be such a dickmonger

by Youngdoggy July 8, 2019

dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.

I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.

by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018

dicklong

biggest cock in the world booiiiii

i have a huge dicklong

by dicklong creator #69 November 18, 2021

Dickbong

A bong that kind of looks like a dick

Nice dickbong, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing!

by ButterMeBiscuits June 5, 2023

dickmonsterpenisbutt

A type of government.

this is not a democracy ts dickmonsterpenisbutt

by Iusegoogle November 10, 2025