Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo

Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)

by max branning legend March 18, 2008

Dickback

The art of doodling a dick on one's back while they are passed the fuck out, so that they will discover it hours or even days later.

Mike: "Dude, you have a dick on your back!"
Bradley: "Damn it! I got dickbacked again? Nooooooooo!"

by Dakemeg February 7, 2007

Dickhawk

A mohawk for a man's genital area. In other words, when a man shaves his privates to look like a mohawk. Also called a modick.

Ben: Hey Bob, I got a haircut yesterday
Bob: Really? I can't tell.
Ben: That's because I got a dickhawk.

by Gussyboy October 20, 2010

dicksack

The sack attached to your dick ball sac, scrotum,testicle bag, nut sac,testicles used in terms of someone is jocking you or being annoying towards you

hey, sam get off my dicksack
yo, michael get your hands off my dicksack

by dick willis November 17, 2007

Dickshackled

another term for cock block

"Oh man, My little sister just dickshackled me. I swear I would have banged the chick I've invited by now if it wasn't for her checking up on me all the time."

by Kheoz December 28, 2013

Dickback

The upper side of one's penis, opposite the dickbelly.

"Of course I'm sure, man. I know these roads better than my own dickback."

by Bungaloe August 8, 2017