Dickorette

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.

Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.

by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

A whole dickworth

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Dicksord

When u misspeak Discord

Did you see what I wrote on Dicksord-Er, Discord?

by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

Dickfire

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dickoration

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

dick for cheese

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006

Dicknored

To completely be a dick and ignore someone.

Megan Fox sent me two friend requests and I Dicknored both of them!

by Dicky Nord December 30, 2010