Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

dicker

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

by xxxxxxxxxkillyou November 10, 2006

dicker

a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.

" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

by Dewey Decimal August 31, 2006

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 12, 2010

Dicker

A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.

Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"

by JPSTE June 10, 2009