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Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).
The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.
Dicker by james savik July 4, 2022
Verb; to bicker while adding in dick jokes to said argument.
Me and my brother were dickering about whose dick was bigger.
Dicker by TYZR April 13, 2023
Fornicate in dark alleys
She wants David to dicker down
Dicker by LLSC INC December 13, 2023

dicker space 

You want to sell your old couch. You want $100 for it. But on Kijiji you ask for $150. The space between $150 and $100 is the dicker space.
Lynn- I think i will put my couch for sale on Kijiji! I will advertise it for $100 bucks.

Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.

Dicker Picker 

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick
Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"
Dicker Picker by shablazum October 13, 2011

Dicker Licker 

a really scabby/mean or stupid person. (like a teacher) or someone who acts like a suck up to grown ups like parents and teachers
boy: you fat bitch! you so ugly!

girl 1: what a fucking dicker licker.
girl 2: tell me about it!
Dicker Licker by irishpixie September 27, 2009