Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.

After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.

by timred December 23, 2006

dickety

A replacement for the word "twenty".

Now my story begins in Nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen the wold "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

by Bob May 7, 2003

Bit the dickens

Bit the ,,hell'' out of someone.

I used to bit the dickens out of my brothers when we where kids,when I became angry at him.

by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

full of the dickens

Referring to a young man so filled with energy It eventually leads to bursting beyond what “the finest people “ consider appropriate behavior and just short of what most people would consider “naughty “ or bad.

Slightly unbridled youthful spirit of adventure.
Common: He’s a little dickens.

That child is full of the dickens.

We thoght we had the child secure with gates in and out of his playroom but the little dickens found a way out.

The little dickens is always getting into something.

by "HAIR" memories September 23, 2020

Dicket

(n.) - A ticket written by a police officer for an asshole reason just to dick with you.

Dude, I got a dicket for doing 48 in a 45!

by Thracks February 4, 2008

Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes

Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008