dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

dick shit

dick shit, as know as the common word for jizz, skeet, cumm, or if someone inserts there dick into someones rectum, therefore getting shit on there dick

say you want anal from your girl friend. She hasnt wiped her ass in a while and there is acces shit on the outer or inner part of the asshole, therfore you get dick shit

by booby guy October 07, 2009

Dick Shit

Shit that comes out of ones dick and most likely will come out in spaghetti form.

My dick shit had corn/nuts in it.

My dick had diaherria.

I need an enima for me winky

by Paul O. August 10, 2005

dick shit

A dick head that's full of shit

That dick shit stole my beer and told the most full of shit stories I've ever heard.

by Tyler R wright June 05, 2015

dick shit

Another name for sperm, jizz, semen.

Whoa gurl! You made my dick shit in my pants!
"Every man's dick shit is white colored."

by DarkAbysstriss September 21, 2009

Dick Shit

(dik-sh-tit)adj.A really long piss;An idiot

Eric:Damn man i knew i shouldn't have drank the mega glug
Drew:Well take a dick shit out the window!
Eric:Ok But the poor Dick Shits back there are gonna think is raining!

by NeoAtomsk August 13, 2008

Puke-Dick & Shit

So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?

Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.

Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?

by Stoney69 March 25, 2020