dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014

dickaritis

Dickaritis is the descriptive word for anyone who is considered to be a dick and is becoming an even bigger dick day by day

Wow Jason'has Dickaritis

by onegirlsopinion June 12, 2016

dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024