dicksplash

can refer to the sound of a the male gentalia hitting water or the actual spash of water as a result

When a man sits in the bath and proceeds to hit his penis on the water, creating dicksplash

When a penis is cut off and thrown in a swimming pool. Dicksplash

by cybercityoedo July 12, 2010

Dicksplash

It’s an insult that is obviously an insult yet it’s so amazing you just don’t know how to feel about it

Ah you’re such a dicksplash for doing that man

by Sick word bruh January 9, 2021

Dicksplash

Splash back caused by careless high-pressure peeing into a urinal. In rare cases the splash back hits your face and beard. Also a term to descibe a delinquant.

Man 1: Yo whats with them splash marks on your sneakers?
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash

Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash

by Splashman August 3, 2007

dicksplash

The act of pissing into someones mouth while they hold it in and dont swallow, then splashing your dick into the lovely warm peepee.

john gave me a good dicksplashing last wednesday

by blilliam bleed June 11, 2018

Dickoplata

The act of submitting one's penis with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as "omoplata". This is also comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan's favorite sexual position.

Kage: demonstrates the omoplata This is a ju jitsu move!

Chochie: takes off clothes I'm going to try it on you now.

Kage: That's not my arm....

Joe Rogan: yelling through the window She is going for the dickoplata!

by kagefightteam August 3, 2009

Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009

Dicksplash

Just a dickhead with a dick that splashes in the bath

Your such a fucking dicksplash

by TGF bro lover December 19, 2016