suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

Eating Dick

Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.

Eating Dick

You: “I was eating dick last night!”
Friend: “Damn, you’re lucky!”

by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021

Dick Eat

When somebody is copying off someone else or being extra hype for someone and not shutting df up.

Boul: WOW DUDE UR SO COOL U REALLY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!!!!
Me: dick eat

by slide nd provide December 5, 2021

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Dick Eating

1.) When someone is constantly trying to put others down for approval or validation (cool points & laughs)

( in a group of people)
John: "Y'all seen that new movie last night?"
You: Don't you wear glasses? , Nigga couldn't possibly SEE the movie

In that scenario you would be dick eating, putting others down for cool points, for no gain once so ever

by iloverodwave November 7, 2022