eat my dick

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypooky January 16, 2009

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

by TheRealUnkn0wn June 10, 2019

Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009