Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
Get the Napoleon Dick Syndromemug. The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.
Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome
by safehammer November 29, 2006
Get the Baby Dick Syndromemug. Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.
We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.
by sueduhnim September 12, 2011
Get the Little Dick Syndromemug. Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.
by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021
Get the Saggy dick syndromemug. Big Dick Syndrome (BDS) is when a guy believes that his realistically big dick compensates for any actually ability to fuck. Symptoms are skipping foreplay, not rubbing a clit, ramming it in, claiming then need for magnum condoms and a general lack of regard for the sexual partner because they’re too focused on their big dick.
I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!
by A. B. Dick October 4, 2019
Get the Big Dick Syndromemug. inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly
by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013
Get the small dick syndromemug. Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."
by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011
Get the Limp Dick Syndromemug.