nigger dick syndrome

When you stick your dick in the black pussy and you pull it out and its been fried like chicken

White guy: Man i hit that black pussy and now my dick is all fried

Black guy: Shiiieeeeeet, thats dat nigger dick syndrome

White guy: shiiiiieeeeet

by CthulhuSlurpee July 7, 2014

American Big Dick Syndrome

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007

Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

Baby Dick Syndrome

The medical condition in which your dangler does not develop beyond the size of a babies. Usually less then two inches erect.

Brad wanted to have sexual intercourse with a lady, however he was unable to preform because he suffers from Baby Dick Syndrome

by safehammer November 29, 2006

Little Dick Syndrome

Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.

We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.

by sueduhnim September 12, 2011

Saggy dick syndrome

When u got a saggy ass penis

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.

by sexhaver_69_420 November 29, 2021