Shitty Dick Pop

The act of a man ejaculating in a woman's mouth immediately after anal sex.

" Dude I can't believe you gave that bitch a Shitty Dick Pop"

by CashMasterFlash June 19, 2009

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009

Shitty Dick

When your having one of the worst days ever. When nothing can make it better. Being as upset as if you had shit on your dick.

Used in place of "that sucks", "Thats fucked" or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.

man1: I'm having a bad day! My car just got repo'd, my dog ran away, and I just got fired!

man2: Shitty Dick dude

by Nor*Cals Most^Wanted August 20, 2010

shitty dick tip

When you perform anal and end up with shit on the tip of your cock.

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass and wiped my shitty dick tip all over her face.

by Cornelius's bitch tits February 16, 2017

shitty dick face

Qball

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD

by Usef Amir June 12, 2018

dick fuck shitty ass

Used to express anger or some fucking persons

"What the dick fuck shitty ass!You fucking idiot spill coffee on me?!"

by fuck definitions .com February 13, 2018

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021