Dickneck

A long neck dinosaur or a colloquial greeting amongst friends

Whaddup Dicknecks!!

Look at that dickneck.

by Brit5 September 10, 2020

Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019

dickneck

An old person who covers their neck to hide their age.

Hey Nardine did you see the size of Debs collar?
Yeah Vick she's a dickneck.

by Sticks Tweeks May 16, 2008

dickneck

1. Terminology used to describe a bad poker player
2. Description of a person who's neck resembles a dick
3. A real asshole

"Jesus tit this guy plays like a dickneck!"
"What a dickneck move!"

by Cunty Spice July 28, 2006

dickneck

penis cleavage - or showing everything of your penis but the head. also known as the shaft.

Hey that guys pants are so low I can see his dickneck.

by buttercheese November 17, 2009

dickneck

a rather insulting term used to describe/call that one person in everyones group of friends that is generaly disliked.

dan-" hey guys! no one told me that we were all hanging out today!?"
mike-"shut up dickneck"

by -Kb! March 16, 2008

dickneck

A serious and potentially painful condition which the neck becomes ridgid and stiff from blowing me too much

Sha-ney-ney told me she woke up with a wicked case of dickneck from blowing me too much.

by thejerks1980 October 16, 2011